Brush Fire Season
Ryan has already done about 5 brush fires already this season, and he hasn’t even been involved in any of the really big ones you usually see on the news. We can see the smoke clearly from the valley, we see it on TV, we know they happen.
But STILL I saw someone throw a LIT CIGARETTE out their car window today. And out where I live, it is almost all dry, dry desert waiting to go up in flames. Don’t you wonder how people can just totally ignore the possible ramifications of this stupidity?
Well, you know of course that I immediately called the Litterbug Hotline when I saw this asshole throw his butt out the window, only to find that they have discontinued the Litterbug Hotline!
So I turn to the bloggersphere. I urge anyone driving in the East Valley to carry in their car either rotten eges, bologna, or strawberry milkshakes in case they see the Astro Van with the license plate “FSHMAN”. Throw at will!
