Putting out Fires

This morning: 

Telephone:  RING!

Me:  (don’t get it.  don’t get it)  Hello?

Telephone:  Hello (ATpanda), its me, Alecco!

Me:  (SHIT!) Um, I think you have the wrong number.

Telephone:  Isn’t this 555-5555?  This is Alecco, from Italy.  I know you.  From the plane.

Me:  No, sorry wrong number.

Telephone:  Oh, they must have given me the wrong number.  Good bye.

Me:  (YAHOO!  Now, the new mantra:  no drinking in public, no drinking in public, no drinking in public…)